My name is Ashley this is my blog :)

 

10inchesofmichael:

banging-ashtons:

His shirt says “punk rock” but his face says “I’ve never sinned”

The lip ring says “fuck me hard” but the smile says “do you like my finger painting”

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(Source: wasiangod)

dandilionstarcat:

wolffieworldorder:

*british person voice* “americans drive on the wrong side of the road”

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really? because the majority of the world seems to disagree

finally america didnt fuck something up and call it good.

grannybeards:

jackofallfandoms:

flightcub:

our next 44 presidents should be women

Your next 44 presidents should be people who can responsibly lead your country with minimal fuck ups regardless of gender

Damn son amen

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

donnermaysilee:

YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID

WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO

AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

OH WELL MY FUCKING APOLOGIES